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Job Offers Two out of work bums decided that they would be better off in a more downtown location so they hitched a ride. The driver dropped them off in the city's red-light district. A hooker approached one of the bums and said, "Hey guy, would you like a hand job?" The bum shook his head and said, "Errr, no it's okay!" A few minutes later another hooker approached the bums and said, "Hey guy, would you like a blow job?" The bum again shook his head and said, "Errr, no it's okay!" After the hooker left the bum turned to his buddy and said, "We'd better go back where we came from. We've only been here 10 minutes and we've been offered two jobs already!" |
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