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Joke for Saturday, February 4th, 2012
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Can't Swim An old man walking along the river bank suddenly spotted a boy drowning in the river. The man started shouting "HELP! HELP! I can't swim!" A man passing by the road shouted back, "Will you ever grow up! I also can't ride a bicycle but you'll never hear me yelling about it in the street!" |
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