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Actual quotes from (actual) Texas politicians:

* “Let’s do this in one foul sweep.”
– Texas House Speaker Wayne Clayton

* “This is unparalyzed in the state’s history.”
– Texas House Speaker Gib Lewis

* “I want to thank each and every one of you for having
extinguished yourselves this session.”
– Texas House Speaker Gib Lewis

* “We’ll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes that booger.”
– Texas House Speaker Gib Lewis

* “There’s a lot of uncertainty that’s not clear in my mind.”
– Texas House Speaker Gib Lewis

* “Which one is that?” “I just voted the way my wife told me to; she knew what it was.”
– Texas gubernatorial candidate Clayton Williams, when asked how he had voted on the ONLY proposition on the Texas ballot