The President and his family went to a baseball game. As they settled into their seats, the President’s chief of staff leaned over to him and whispered something in his ear. The President looked at him with a surprised expression on his face and whispered back.
The chief of staff than looked at the President and nodded.
So, the President shrugged his shoulders, picked up his wife, and tossed her out onto the field.
His chief of staff looked at him horrified and said: “No, Mr. President. I said throw the first PITCH!!!”