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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Barrack Trump agree to meet up in Tehran for the first round of talks in Iran’s nuclear program. When Trump sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Ahmadinejad’s chair. They begin talking.

After about five minutes Ahmadinejad presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Trump in the face.

Annoyed, Trump carries on talking as Ahmadinejad laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Trump in the shin.

Again Ahmadinejad laughs, and again Trump carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of nuclear proliferation in the Middle East.

But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Trump square in the privates, he’s finally had enough. “I’m heading’ back home!” he calmly tells the Iranian. “We’ll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!”

A fortnight passes and Ahmadinejad flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Ahmadinejad notices three buttons on Trump ‘s chair arm and prepares himself for the President’s retaliation. They begin talking and Trump presses the first button. Ahmadinejad ducks, but nothing happens. Trump snickers but they continue talking.

A few minutes later he presses the second button. Ahmadinejad jumps up, but again nothing happens. Trump roars with laughter. They continue the talks but when the third button is pressed, Ahmadinejad jumps up again, but again nothing happens. Trump falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.

“Forget this,” says Ahmadinejad. “I’m going back to Tehran!”

Trump says, through tears of laughter, “What Tehran??”

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