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Surgical Gloves

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady’s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves… “Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?” She said,...
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Apples

A doctor and a dentist fell in love with a same girl. One day, the dentist had to go abroad for one week to fulfill his work, so he gave the girl seven apples and asked her to eat one apple everyday. Know why? An apple a day keeps the doctor...
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Kids

I’m proud of how many kids I’ve managed to put through college. We have my dentist’s kids, my mechanic’s kids and of course my lawyer’s kids…… I have a kid in college who thinks he’s being independent when he buys his...
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Penis List – Part II

The Nintendo Penis: Now you’re playing with power.The Robitussin Penis: Used by nine out of ten moms.The Robutussin Penis II: Recommended by Dr. Mom…The Crest Penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.The Toyota Penis: I love what you do for me.The THX...
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Nine Important Men

Nine Important Men The Nine Important Men in a Woman’s Life…. 1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, “Take your clothes off.” 2. THE DENTIST: because he says, “Open wide.” 3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says, “Do you want it teased...
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Lost and Found

Lost and Found Mrs. Jones frantically called her doctor, Dr. Smith, and asked, “Doctor, did I happen to leave my panties in your examining room when I was there earlier today?” Dr. Smith replied, “No. We found no panties here.” Mrs. Jones...
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Quick Halloween One Liners

Quick Halloween One Liners Q: What did the skeleton say to the bartender? A: Bring me three beers and a mop! Q: Who are some of the werewolves’ cousins? A: The whatwolves and the whenwolves. Q: What time was the Vampire’s dentist appointment? A:...
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4 out of 5 dentist do not recommend this

4 out of 5 dentist do not recommend this A man walked into the bar at a hotel that was hosting a convention of personal hygiene product salesmen. He sat down at a table with some of his brethren. Immediately one of the other salesmen accosted him: “Hey Bill! We...
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Henpecked Husbands

Henpecked Husbands He wears the pants in the house, under his apron. He has two chances of winning an argument with her, slim and none. She leads a double life, hers and his. He comes right out and says what she tells him to think. She does not have to raise the roof;...
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The Penis List

The Penis List The Nuprin Penis: Little, Yellow, Different.The Equal Penis: Tastes like Sugar.The Excedrin Penis: It’s tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.The Sprite Penis: Image is nothing…Taste is everything.The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.The Alka Seltzer Penis:...
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Check your Dirty IQ?

Check your Dirty IQ? Questions… 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?...
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No Cavity

No Cavity Sarah fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks, and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters in the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said sadly,”Sarah, honey, we’ve got to stop seeing each other....
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Time to see the Dentist

Time to see the Dentist There was this young couple who have dated since high school, but they have never had sex because the boy’s mother always told him that what a woman has between her legs has teeth. For obvious reasons, the boy has always been afraid to...
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