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Titanic Trivia

There are many stories related to the sinking of the “Titanic.” Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie. For example, most people don’t know that back in 1912 Hellman’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The...
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Dirty Magazines

Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, A Marine husband called home to tell his wife he would be late – again. He went on to say that dirty magazines had been discovered in the platoon’s quarters and they had to discipline the whole squad. She...
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Bumper Stickers You Might Want

He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I just got lost in...
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New Las Vegas Slogans

“What Happens Here, Stays Here” is getting old, so a contest is being held for new slogans. Here are the leading contenders: 1) Las Vegas: Better than Detroit (Actually, this works for any city.) 2) It’s The Gambling, Stupid 3) You’re Broke,...
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9 Things Dogs Don’t Understand

1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3 am. 2. It’s wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He shouldn’t jump on your bed when he’s sopping wet. 4. The cats have every right to be in the living room. 5. Barking at guests 10...
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A Collection of Insults!

If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents. If you don’t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately. Is your name Laryngitis? You’re a pain in the neck. Is your name Dan Druff?...
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Puzzling Thoughts

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. Nothing is ever as simple as it seems. Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do it himself. Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all. Nothing puzzles me more than time and space;...
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Even More Laws

Lieberman’s Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter, because nobody listens. Logg’s Rebuttal to Gray’s Law: ‘n+1’ trivial tasks take twice as long as ‘n’ trivial tasks. Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair: After...
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Obscure Thoughts

The obscure we see eventually; the completely apparent takes a little longer. The one item you want is never the one on sale. The one thing that money can not buy is poverty. The one who does the least work will get the most credit. The one who says it can’t be...
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Quickies V

This just in: Saddam’s Response to the Recent Bombings (Baghdad) Following a second day of heavy bombing in and around the Iraqi capital, Saddam Hussein reportedly announced that he is willing to accept censure. ======== There are two theories to arguing with...
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Bathroom Jokes

Well, did you hear about the constipated accountant?He couldn’t budget. Did you hear about the constipated composer?He couldn’t finish the last movement. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?He worked it out with a pencil. Did you hear about...
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Perplexing Questions

Answers to some of life’s most perplexing questions: How do men exercise on the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?ONE – He just holds it up there and waits for the world to...
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