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Tax Plan for Your 2012 Taxes

Tax Plan for Your 2012 Taxes Enclosed is my 2012 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from “USA Today” archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each...
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New Company Policy

New Company Policy When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis during their lunch hours, he issued the following memo: To all employees; If you must drink during you lunch hours, please drink whiskey. It is...
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Application Rejections

Application Rejections Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015 Dear Mr. Conners, Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment...
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Greeks

Greeks At the G8 summit President Obama asked the members, “If Greece gets kicked out of the European Union, who will take them? He must have heard a sheepish member reply with something like, “We’ll take ’em.” Obama quickly...
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Several years ago

Several years ago ….. President Bush was visiting an elementary school today and when he visited a class in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of...
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How to Attend a Meeting

How to Attend a Meeting To really succeed in a business or organization, it is sometimes helpful to know what your job is, and whether it involves any duties. Ask among your coworkers. “Hi,” you should say. “I’m a new employee. What is the name...
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At The Old Ball Game

At The Old Ball Game The Obama family went to a baseball game. As they settled into their seats, Barack’s chief of staff leaned over to him and whispered something in his ear. Barack looked at him with a surprised expression on his face and whispered back. The...
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Barack and Michelle

Barack and Michelle Barack and Michelle Obama are driving in the country near Michelle’s hometown. They are low on fuel, so Barrack stops at a gas station. The man at the gas station comes out and looks into the window. “Hey, Michelle! We used to date in...
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Does This Sex Count?

Does This Sex Count? Some ground rules to help people determine if the sex counted. This list of rules can also be very helpful to determine if you have cheated on your spouse or significant other. Oral Sex does not count. If you can’t remember the...
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BP Oil Spill Jokes

BP Oil Spill Jokes Late-Night Jokes About the BP Oil Spill Disaster in the GulfBy Daniel Kurtzman, About.com Guidehttp://politicalhumor.about.com/od/currentevents/a/oil-spill-jokes.htm “The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That’s...
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Saving The Prez

Saving The Prez On Obama’s last trip to Hawaii, he went swimming at Waikiki Beach. He got caught in a riptide and was been pulled out to sea. Three young surfers swam out to him and brought him to shore. He wanted to reward them, and asked what they would like....
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Buttons

Buttons Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Barrack Obama agree to meet up in Tehran for the first round of talks in Iran’s nuclear program. When Obama sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Ahmadinejad’s chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes...
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