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Tax Plan for Your 2018 Taxes

Enclosed is my 2018 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from “USA Today” archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats Please find...
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New Company Policy

When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis during their lunch hours, he issued the following memo: To all employees; If you must drink during you lunch hours, please drink whiskey. It is better for our...
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Application Rejections

Baxter ConnorsVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015 Dear Mr. Connors, Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your bank. This...
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Greeks

At the G8 summit President Obama asked the members, “If Greece gets kicked out of the European Union, who will take them? He must have heard a sheepish member reply with something like, “We’ll take ’em.” Obama quickly replied…...
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Several years ago

President Bush was visiting an elementary school today and when he visited a class in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word,...
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How to Attend a Meeting

To really succeed in a business or organization, it is sometimes helpful to know what your job is, and whether it involves any duties. Ask among your coworkers. “Hi,” you should say. “I’m a new employee. What is the name of my job?” If...
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At The Old Ball Game

The President and his family went to a baseball game. As they settled into their seats, the President’s chief of staff leaned over to him and whispered something in his ear. The President looked at him with a surprised expression on his face and whispered back....
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Somewhere in the County

The President and his wife are driving in the country near the wife’s hometown. They are low on fuel, so the President stops at a gas station. The man at the gas station comes out and looks into the window. “Hey, we used to date in high school, do you...
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Does This Sex Count?

Does This Sex Count? Some ground rules to help people determine if the sex counted. This list of rules can also be very helpful to determine if you have cheated on your spouse or significant other. Oral Sex does not count. If you can’t remember the...
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BP Oil Spill Jokes

BP Oil Spill Jokes Late-Night Jokes About the BP Oil Spill Disaster in the GulfBy Daniel Kurtzman, About.com Guidehttp://politicalhumor.about.com/od/currentevents/a/oil-spill-jokes.htm “The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That’s...
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Saving The Prez

Saving The Prez On Obama’s last trip to Hawaii, he went swimming at Waikiki Beach. He got caught in a riptide and was been pulled out to sea. Three young surfers swam out to him and brought him to shore. He wanted to reward them, and asked what they would like....
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Buttons

Buttons Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Barrack Obama agree to meet up in Tehran for the first round of talks in Iran’s nuclear program. When Obama sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Ahmadinejad’s chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes...
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