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Error codes in Windows

Error codes in Windows WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in dangerWinErr 002: No Error – YetWinErr 003: Dynamic linking error – Your mistake is now in every fileWinErr 004: Erroneous error – Nothing is wrongWinErr 005: Multitasking attempted...
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Software Development Cycle

Software Development Cycle 1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. 2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs. 4. Testing department finds...
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Lowly

Lowly I work for a small software company with approximately fifty employees. My Boss was the company’s third employee. At a meeting with a potential client, our team introduced our-selves one by one. When it was my Boss’ turn, he said, “I’ve...
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Tech Support

Tech Support True Stories from Tech Support Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is. AST technical support had a called complaining that her mouse was hard to...
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Glossary of PC Terms

Glossary of PC Terms It says: “Press Any Key” It means: “Press any key you like but I’m not moving.” It says: “Press A Key” (This one’s a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the “A” key.) It...
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Night before

Night before T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the shop,The computers were whirring; they never do stop.The power was on and the temperature right,In hopes that the input would feed back that night. The system was ready, the program was coded,And...
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The Affair

The Affair A sociologist, a psychologist, and a computer programmer were discussing the consequences and implications of a married man having a mistress. The sociologist’s opinion was that it is absolutely and categorically unforgivable for a married man to...
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P-mail

P-mail Ed was a successful computer programmer and a happy family man. His life was blessed with a loving wife, 2 kids, three cats and a dog. Ed loved taking Rusty the dog for his evening walk and was proud when his son, Little Johnny, began asking to go along on...
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Perfect Secretary

Perfect Secretary Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek. “Hey, bud, how are ya?” “I’m good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!” “Well, I’m glad you like her. Believe it...
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Need Room!

Need Room! After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She had been with so many perverted men over the years that she felt she needed a change and would only get one by marrying a...
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Mypenis

Mypenis Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was Mypenis – Mypenis ate my homework.– Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!– Sorry I’m late. I was playing with Mypenis.– I’m sorry, Officer. I...
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