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Dead Dog

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck. A reporter who was strolling by...
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Redneck 101

The taillight covers of your car are made of tape. Your car has never had a full tank of gas. Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash. Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem....
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Redneck Math

Two Tennesseeians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other. One is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, “Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in the bag?” “Just some chickens.” “If I guess how many there are, can I have...
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Redneck Fire

A Redneck came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry over here. My house is on fire!” “Okay” replied the fireman, “How do we get there?” “Don’t you still...
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Redneck Jokes

I was traveling through south Georgia yesterday and noticed a lot of signs saying “pecans ahead.” Wouldn’t “restrooms ahead” be more appropriate? What do rednecks call duck tape?Chrome. An infinite number of rednecks, in an infinite...
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A redneck gets shot

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. “Well,” Bubba began, “We wuz havin’ a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, ‘Hey, der ya fellows wanna go...
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Redneck Check…

Redneck Check… You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.” You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. Anyone in your family ever died right after...
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Complaints of Modern Day Vampires

Complaints of Modern Day Vampires Grunge look makes it tough to tell living from the undead. Hard to get a decent puncture with latex on your fangs. Three Words: Daylight Savings Time Can’t enjoy a meal at Burger King without some redneck yelling, “Look...
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Name Change

Name Change A redneck named Bubba was tired of hearing redneck jokes that so often used the name, Bubba. He went to court to change it and appeared before a judge who asked, “Sir, why do you want to legally change your name, are you in trouble, hiding from the...
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Surgery

Surgery A redneck hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor’s every move, he asked, “What’s that?” The doctor explained, “This is an anesthetic. After he...
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You might be a High-Tech Redneck If…

You might be a High-Tech Redneck If… Your e-mail address ends in “@over.yonder.com.” Your laptop has a sticker that says, “Protected by Smith and Wesson.” You’ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone....
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You might be a Redneck:

You might be a Redneck: If you go to weddings to get rice for dinner. If the level in your pool goes down when your neighbor flushes. If you’ve ever bathed with flea and tick soap. If your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix...
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Redneck Joke

Redneck Joke A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a “redneck” joke?” The guy next to him replies, “Before you tell that joke you should know something. I’m 6′ tall, 200 lbs. and a redneck. The...
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Proposal

Proposal To see which of the three Rednecks would get to marry his daughter the old farmer told them that whoever could screw his old cow the longest would win his daughter’s hand. The first Redneck tried his best but only lasted five minutes (typical). The...
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YOU KNOW YOU’RE A REDNECK IF……

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A REDNECK IF…… The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You’ve been married three times and still have the...
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