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A New Christmas Tradition

One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip… but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the...
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Next One

Santa picked up his wife Jeeto and their new baby from the hospital and brought them home. It was not long before Jeeto suggested that Santa try his hand at changing a diaper. “I’m busy,” he said. “I promise I’ll do the next one.”...
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Wrong Answer

Santa is sitting at the coffee shop, staring morosely into his coffee. Banta walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts, he asks Santa what the problem is. “Well,” said Santa, “I ran...
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Q and A

Q How do crazy people go through the forest?A. They take the psycho path. Q. How do you get holy water?A. Boil the hell out of it. Q. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?A. “Damn.” Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?A....
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Beaten Up

Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying a Passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically and found the same on the floor of the bus....
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Santa’s Gift

A little boy sits o Santa’s lap. Santa replies “I bet I know what you want for Christmas,” and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells. “T-O-Y-S” The little boy thinks a second and says, “No, I have enough...
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Christmas Songs

How many Christmas songs can you identify?Answers apear at the end of the mail. 1. The apartment of 2 psychiatrists.2. The lad is a diminutive percussionist.3. Decorate the entry-ways.4. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis.5. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y...
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Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines

1. “I’m down here” 2. “Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes doesn’t mean I’m a sissy.” 3. “I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi. Want to meet him?” 4. “I can get you off Santa’s naughty...
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Quiz Yourself…

A) How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same? B) How do crazy people go through the forest? C) What do you call Santa’s helpers? Answers Below. Answers A. Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer. B. They take the psycho path. C. Subordinate...
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Yule Love dis Test

It’s a matter of my opinion that Yule love the game we’re about to play. In each sentence below, fill in the blank or blanks with an expression commonly used at Christmas time. Answers repose at the end of this column. 1. On December 24, Adam’s wife...
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Punny Xmas

Have a Punny Christmas by Richard Lederer If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe. A bird dog could be called a point setter. James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus in his novel The Deer Sleigher. What’s the difference...
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The X-Mas Bug

A man went to his psychiatrist and said, “What’s wrong with me? I’m afraid of Santa.” The psychiatrist said, “You must be Claustrofobic.”
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Vocal Puzzles

Solve the puzzles by saying them out loud, over and over, faster and faster, repeating the phrase, until you “hear” the answer. Example: LAWN SAND JEALOUS (place) Answer: Los Angeles Have fun tryin….. Don’t cheat: 1. SHOCK CUSSED TOE (person)...
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Xmas Shorties

Xmas Shorties Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?Answer: Frostbite. Question: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?Because he had low elf esteem. Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?Answer:...
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Psychological Holiday Songs

Psychological Holiday Songs SCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three Kings Disoriented Are. DEMENTIA – I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas. NARCISSISTIC – Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me) MANIA –...
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