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Church Bloopers

Here are some real-life Church Bulletin excerpts. Enjoy! See what a slip of the fingers on the keyboard can do: –> Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: “Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch...
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Rescued

A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as “guinea pigs” in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for by the emergency units. One Scout was supposed to lie on...
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Three Things You Need To Survive

Three Things You Need To Survive A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. “What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?” he asked. Several hands went up, and many...
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The Poopie List

The Poopie List THE PERFECT POOPIE: Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it’s rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water...
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Comedy Quotes

Comedy Quotes The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. -George Carlin Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. -Robin Williams Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think...
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Should I Be Honest?

Should I Be Honest? I am facing a very serious problem. My mother peddles Nazi literature to Girl Scouts and my father is in jail for 30 years for raping most of his patients while they were under anesthesia. The sole support of our large family, including my...
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Letter From Camp

Letter From Camp Dear Mom, Our scout master told us to all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 1 of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain...
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