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First Turkey

Shot my first turkey yesterday! Scared the crap outta everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome! Gettin’ old is so much fun… Remember: Don’t make old People mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take...
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One Less Lawyer

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a lawyer. How much is the express degree you told me about?” “It’s $50,000,” the lawyer said. “But why? You’ll be dead soon,...
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White Coats

Two golfers were waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman ran across the fairway and into the woods. Two men in white coats and another guy carrying two buckets of sand were chasing her, and a little old man was bringing up the rear. One of the golfers asked...
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Legal Eyesight

An old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam , “I saw him plainly take the goods.” The lawyer asks Sam again, “Sam, this happened at...
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Minnesota Taxi Ride…

A woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The taxi driver Ole, who happened to be an old Norwegian man, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. She said to him: – “What’s wrong with...
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We could have been here sooner!

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. “Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of...
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Senior Foursome

With waning enthusiasm for the sport, a foursome of seniors hit the golf course. “Seems these hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” moaned the first senior. “Boy, these fairways really seem to be getting longer too,” complained the...
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The Nut Tree

There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. “One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,” said one boy. The bucket was so full,...
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Settling a Cow Case

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled...
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Can’t Swim

An old man walking along the river bank suddenly spotted a boy drowning in the river. The man started shouting “HELP! HELP! I can’t swim!” A man passing by the road shouted back, “Will you ever grow up! I also can’t ride a bicycle but...
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TOP 10 OLD FOLKS PARTY GAMES

10. Musical Recliners 9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta 8. Hide and Go Pee 7. Simon Says Something Incoherent 6. Doc, Doc Goose 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over 4. Kick the Bucket 3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear 2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald...
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Senior Driving

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!”...
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Enjoy this one

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, ‘When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and...
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Lowly

I work for a small software company with approximately fifty employees. My Boss was the company’s third employee. At a meeting with a potential client, our team introduced our-selves one by one. When it was my Boss’ turn, he said, “I’ve been...
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Parking Ticket

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a...
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Roast

One day a little girl was watching her mom make a great roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the great roasting pan. The little girl asked her mom why she cut off the ends of the roast. Mom replied, after some thought, that...
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