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Mr. Gorsky

On July 20, 1969, As Commander Of The Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong Was The First Person To Set Foot On The Moon. His First Words After Stepping On The Moon, “that’s One Small Step For Man, One Giant Leap For Mankind,” Were Televised To...
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Baseball in Heaven

There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, “Do you think there’s baseball in heaven?” Solomon thinks about it for a minute...
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Geometric Logic

Geometric Logic The Wonder of it All: 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is...
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Baseball Quote

At the UPS cargo phone center where I worked, a woman called and said, “I need a baseball quote.” I immediately answered with Yogi Berra’s famous “It ain’t over ’til it’s over!” There was a brief moment of silence before...
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At The Old Ball Game

At The Old Ball Game The Obama family went to a baseball game. As they settled into their seats, Barack’s chief of staff leaned over to him and whispered something in his ear. Barack looked at him with a surprised expression on his face and whispered back. The...
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Reasons

Reasons TO MY DEAR WIFE, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was...
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Are you lonesome tonight?

Are you lonesome tonight? Elvis Sing Along Are you lonesome tonight, does your tummy feel tight?Did you bring your Mylanta and Tums?Does your memory stray, to that bright sunny day…When you had all your teeth and your gums?Is your hairline receding? Are your...
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Travelling Money

Travelling Money A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much.” The twenty answered, “I’ve been hanging out at the casinos in las vegas, went on a cruise and did...
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You Were A Good Man Charlie Brown

You Were A Good Man Charlie Brown The doghouse sits silentThe pitcher’s mound tooLinus cries in his blanketThe whole world cries tooThe round-headed kidwhose life was disdainWill never feed SnoopyOr play baseball againI watched him stay humbleAt Halloween...
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Dating Signs

Dating Signs The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret the hidden signs, those tiny giveaway gestures that can tell you so much about a person. Train yourself to recognize – and decode – these key “signs.” 1. Woman won’t...
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Mom said so:

Mom said so: OLD MOTHER HUBBARD’S MOTHER: I don’t care, I am not helping you raise all your kids, and who are the fathers? What are they doing to help support them? PAUL REVERE’S MOTHER: “I don’t care where you think you have to go, young...
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