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Deaf Genie

A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.

He asks the man,” Where did you get such a big lighter?”

The man replies,” See that man playing piano over there? He’s a genie and he’ll grant you one wish.”

So the guy walks over to the genie and says,” I wish for a million bucks.”

All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks.

The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says,” That genie is a little hard of hearing isn’t he.”

The guy replies, “Yeah. You think I asked for a 14 inch Bic?”

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