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Even More Insults!

Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?

You have an inferiority complex — and it’s fully justified.

You are not as bad as people say — you are worse!

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Whom am I calling “stupid”? I don’t know. What’s your name?

Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.

Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.

You grow on people — like a wart!

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.

You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.

If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.

I know you are nobody’s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.

You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.

You’re a habit I’d like to kick; with both feet!!

I hear the only place you’re ever invited is outside.

I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.

You’ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.

At your speed, you’d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.

If you ever tax your brain, don’t charge more than a penny.

Don’t you have a terribly empty feeling — in your skull?

What’s the latest dope — besides you?

I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.

You don’t believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.

When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.

Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.

If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I’m glad.

You were born because your mother didn’t believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.

I admire you because I’ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.

You’re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.

You have a face only a mother could love — and she hates it!

You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.