Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires!
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
What is a pigs favorite ballet?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How do you stop a rooster crowing on Sunday?
Eat him on Saturday!
Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse!
What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo?
What’s the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow!
Where do milkshakes come from?