Four older men stand on the first tee. Just as Ralph is about to hit his tee shot, a funeral procession drives by. Ralph takes off his hat and bows his head until the procession is finished. Once the procession is over, he puts his hat back on his head and starts to line up his shot. John and the other guys are astonished.
John says, “Ralph, we have had a standing tee time together for the past 10 years. We didn’t know that you were such a sentimental guy.”
Ralph says, “Hell, we were married for 25 years, it’s the least I could do.”