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Jokes2U.com's Joke "Mafia Valentines" for Tuesday, February 13th, 2001
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Mafia Valentines My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement. I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes -- Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes Lie down with me -- It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa. I picked up this card from a slim selection, But that's all they offer in witness protection. Love, J. Doe I've waited so long for you to be mine! Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine. Be my Valentine ... and we can do it execution-style. Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass. Violets are blue, roses are red. I blew up your car - So why ain't you dead? The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look, You'd bear a son, and now that's done, So shut your mouth and cook! Lust is fleeting, True love lingers. Be mine always And you'll keep your fingers Valentine, Dear, lend me a hand, So I won't be a self-made man. |
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