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Jokes2U.com's Joke "I have a Dilemma" for Monday, July 14th, 2003
I have a Dilemma
Dear Abby
A woman wrote to Dear Abby:
"I have a dilemma. I am about to get married, but I haven't been totally honest with my fiance. My mother is a well-known madam, my father is a convict, and my brother is a lawyer. My sister sells heroin to the children at the school down the street. I also have a problem - I'm wanted in three states for embezzlement. Taking all that into consideration, this is my question, how do I tell my fiance that my brother is a lawyer?"
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