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Jokes2U.com's Joke "Excuses" for Thursday, July 3rd, 2008
Excuses
"I'll bet you have to think twice before you leave your wife alone at night." one man said to the other.
"I'll say." replied the second, "First, I have to think up a reason for going out. Second, I have to think up why she can't go with me."
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