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Jokes2U.com's Joke "Useless Things" for Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
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Useless Things Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things? He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple... Two calves that will never become cows... A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere... A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything... Twenty nails that won't hold a board... A chest that won't hold linen... Two tits that won't give milk... Two buns that won't feed anyone... A belly button that won't button... Two balls that won't roll... An ass that won't pull a plow... An organ that won't play music... and A cock that won't crow... By the way, what you ladies sniggering at? You have a pussy that won't mew! |
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