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My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway the other day just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her when she said ” Honey, I have some really great news for you!”

I said “Great, tell me what your so happy about.”

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavy, from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant. I was so ecstatic, we had been trying for a while so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and telling her that was great! I couldn’t be more happier, then she said “Oh, honey there’s more.”

I asked “What do you mean more?”, she said, “Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!”

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, so I asked her how she knew. She said well that was the easy part, I went to Wal-Mart and bought the 2-pack home pregnancy test kits and both tests came out positive!

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