Here is your Joke for Thursday, 04/27/2017

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The Snowstorm

The SnowstormA priest and a nun were lost in a snowstorm. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. God is faithful, they both agreed, and they prepared to go to sleep. There was a stack of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor but only one bed.Being a gentleman, the priest said,…
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How to Mess with the IRS Next Year

How to Mess with the IRS Next Year(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always put staples in the right hand corner. Go ahead and put them down the whole right side. The extractors who remove the mail...

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What is the time?

What is the time?A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital...

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A practical joke involving jello

A practical joke involving jelloHere's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food coloring. One would think that a flavorless food would not be at all difficult to swallow,...

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Tax Plan for Your 2012 Taxes

Tax Plan for Your 2012 TaxesEnclosed is my 2012 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from "USA Today" archives.In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet...

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Cowboy Sex

Cowboy SexA Texas cowboy and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married that morning. "Congratulations!" says the clerk. Looking at the cowboy, he asks, "Would you like the bridal then?" "Naw, thanks," says the cowboy. "I reckon...

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Wisdom

WisdomSally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a...

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Alaskan Birthday Party

Alaskan Birthday PartySam has been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace...

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Smell the Bacon?

Smell the Bacon?Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death they are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet". "Si, Luis, eet...

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Something Missing

Something MissingWhen George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops, there were 33 (remember this number) in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about. Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal...

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Lawyer at the Gate

Lawyer at the GateA lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked...

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