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Teacher: Tonight you all have to finish your book reports

Later that night…

Boy: Mom, can you help me with my report?

Mom: Shut Up! I’m on the phone!

Boy: Dad (who is watching a football game) Can you help me with my homework?

Dad: (cheering for his team) YEAH YEAH YEAH!

Boy: (talking to brother) Can you help me with my report?

Brother: (watching batman) Na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!

Boy: (talking to sister) Can you help me with my report?

Sister: (looking in the mirror) 1-800-99-JENNY

Next day at school…

Teacher: Ok it’s time to present your report

Boy: Shut up I’m on the phone!

Teacher: Do you want to go to the principal?

Boy: Yeah Yeah Yeah!

Principal: What’s your name son?

Boy: Na na na na na na na na Batman!

Principal: Don’t be a wise guy. I’m calling your mom. What’s your phone number?

Boy: 1-800-99-JENNY!

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