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The President and his wife are driving in the country near the wife’s hometown. They are low on fuel, so the President stops at a gas station. The man at the gas station comes out and looks into the window.

“Hey, we used to date in high school, do you remember me?” he asks.

They talk merrily for a few minutes. The President pays, and they leave. As they drive, the President is feeling very proud of himself and looks over at his wife.

“You used to date that guy? Just think what life would be if you hadn’t married me,” he says.

His wife looks at the President and says to him, “Well, I guess you’d be pumping gas and he’d be the President.”

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