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3 Honeymoon Nights

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn’t...
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Purchasing a new bird

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband’s attention, he’d...
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Italian Secret to a Long Marriage!

At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husband’s marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he...
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The Cat’s Chalkboard Assignments

In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a chalkboard. A. Fill in the blanks 1. [xxx] is not food.Dental floss, plants, Kleenex, toilet paper, human’s homework, photographs, shoes, sweaters, socks, the...
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Andy Rooney on Sex

1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big pecker or a good memory…. I don’t remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4....
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Quickies V

This just in: Saddam’s Response to the Recent Bombings (Baghdad) Following a second day of heavy bombing in and around the Iraqi capital, Saddam Hussein reportedly announced that he is willing to accept censure. ======== There are two theories to arguing with...
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A new one!

Emerging from the chiropractor’s treatment room, a young man said aloud in the crowded waiting room, “I feel like a new man!” “I do, too,” a middle-aged woman responded, “but I’ll probably go home with the same old...
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Magic in your Life

A woman is complaining to her friend about her marriage. Her friend says, “Yeah, I understand, I guess there isn’t anymore magic in your life.” “Oh, no, there’s still some magic! Every Saturday night he...
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Celebrating an Event

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. “Let’s have a party, Homer,” she suggested. “Let’s kill a...
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Anniversary

Every year on their wedding anniversary my boss, Woody, and his wife celebrated by staying at the same resort hotel. On their 25th anniversary they booked their usual room. But when the hotel’s bell captain escorted them upstairs, they were in for a big...
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A Lighter Look at Marriage

A Lighter Look at Marriage Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,...
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Courses for Sons

Courses for Sons Courses we should teach our sons…………. and protect the future. 1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop 2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge 3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding...
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Marriage Troubles

Marriage Troubles A young marriage counselor, haggard with the troubles of his clients, got into the elevator with an elderly but highly spirited senior consultant. “How on earth do you remain so youthful and happy, sir ?” sighed the younger man,...
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