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The Lawyers Last Stand

A lawyer, laying on his deathbed in his bedroom, called to his wife and told her to run and get the Bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea, so she ran and got it. As soon as she returned with the Bible, the lawyer snatched...
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Top 10 Reasons To Like Hanukkah

10. No roof damage from reindeer.9. Never a silent night when you’re among your Jewish loved ones. 8. If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it.7. Betting Hanukkah gelt (the chocolate coins) on candle races. 6. You can use your...
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WD-40

Before you read to the end, does anybody know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is? Don’t lie and don’t cheat. Who knew; I had a neighbor who bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around...
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The Cohen Brothers and Mr. Ford

It was a sweltering August day when all three Cohen brothers entered the posh Dearborn, Michigan, offices of Henry Ford, the car maker. “Mr. Ford,” announced Norman Cohen, the eldest of the three. “We have a remarkable invention that will...
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Part in a Play

A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, “What part is it?” The boy says, “I play the part of the Jewish husband.” The mother scowls and says, “Go back and tell the teacher you want a...
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Hawaii

An elderly Jewish couple on their way to a vacation in Hawaii, got into an argument about the correct pronunciation of Hawaii. He was sure it was Havaii, but she maintains that it was Hawaii. As soon as they landed they asked the first person they saw, “Would...
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Time and Friends …

Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out ALL OF IT, of course!!!! Each of...
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Personal Advice

A lady golfer visits a driving range to tone up before a game. She is about to drive her first ball off the mat when she notices the man next to her. “Pardon me, sir” she said. “You are aiming in the wrong direction – back towards the golf...
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Know your Bible

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening church service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, “Stop! Acts 2:38!” (..repent and be baptized….) The...
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Bologna

One day a guy looked out his kitchen window where he was drinking his coffee, trying to get his parrot to say something. Just then he saw a bunch of kids trying to break his fence. He yelled out to them, “If you kids don’t get lost, I’m gonna call...
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Divine Intervention…

A friend of mine… was driving through an intersection one day and his little four-year-old son was in the car with him… The car door flew open, and the little boy rolled out of the vehicle right into the middle of traffic coming from four ways! The last...
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More Church Bloopers

–> The 8th graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7:00 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. –> Tonight’s sermon-“What is hell?” Come early and listen to our choir...
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WWJD

Cassie walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Near the cash register she saw a display of caps with WWJD printed on all of them. She was puzzled over what the letters could mean, but couldn’t figure it out, so she asked the clerk. The clerk replied...
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Even More Church Bloopers

* Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time. * The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. * The sermon this morning: Jesus...
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Rookie

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous that he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start...
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Investments

Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The other had not attended college and never had much ambition. The successful one said, “How has everything been going with you?” “Well, one day I...
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Bingo Wet

This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a diamond necklace. The guy asked: “Where did you get that?” His wife replied: “I won it at bingo.”...
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Wonderings

We wouldn’t tell you how to live, but we do suggest that you never argue with a fool, people may not be able to tell you apart. Do card tricks for the group you play poker with. Get into a fight with an ugly person. They have nothing to lose. Go make the same...
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