Things NOT To Say To A Naked Guy
Ahh, it’s cute.
Why don’t we just cuddle?
You know they have surgery to fix that.
It’s more fun to look at.
You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.
Wow, and your feet are so big.
It’s OK, we’ll work around it.
Can I be honest with you?
Let me go get my tweezers.
This explains your car.
Ever hear of Clearasil?
At least this won’t take long.
What do you call this?
But it still works, right?
It looks so unused.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
Are you cold?
If you get me real drunk first.
It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.