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Be on the lookout

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee.

They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one took off her panties and used them to dry herself and discarded them. The second said, “I’m not getting rid of my panties” so she used the ribbon of a nearby flower wreath to dry herself.

The morning after, the 2 husbands were talking to each other on the phone and one said to the other, “We have to be on the lookout. It seems that these two were up to no good last night. My wife came home without her panties.”

The other one responded: “You’re lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her BUTT that read, “We will never forget you.”

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