One day a guy looked out his kitchen window where he was drinking his coffee, trying to get his parrot to say something. Just then he saw a bunch of kids trying to break his fence.
He yelled out to them, “If you kids don’t get lost, I’m gonna call the police!”
And the kids answered back, Bologna! Bologna! Bologna!”
And then the parrot repeated them, “Bologna! Bologna! Bologna!”
The next week the guy went rock climbing with his two brothers and for some dumb reason, took the bird with him. One of the brothers fell into a hole.
The other brother shouted “Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up.
Get a rope, pull him up.” And then the parrot repeated him.
Two weeks after that the guy went to the fair and brought his parrot with him. Far off in the distance the parrot heard “Hit the doll, win a prize!” And so he repeated that.
That Sunday the guy and his parrot went to church and when the priest began his speech, “God lives up there.” and he gestured to the ceiling.
The parrot then said, “Bologna! Bologna! Bologna!”
The priest ignored him. Again he started, “The devil lives down there.” And he gestured to the floor.
The parrot then spoke, “Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up!”
The priest got angry and in despair threw the bible and it hit a nun.
Just then the parrot said, “Hit the doll, win a prize!”