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Bowl Full of Peanuts

A southern preacher goes to visit an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on her couch, he notices a bowl of peanuts. “Mind if I have a few?” he asks.

“No not at all,” she replies. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he has emptied most of the bowl.

“Goodness! I’m very sorry for eating all your peanuts, I just meant to eat a few,” he says.

“Oh, that’s all right,” the woman says, “Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them anyway.”

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