Animals, Cats, Dieting, Food
Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now there is the new Miracle Cat Diet! This diet will also work on humans! Except for cats that eat like people — such as getting lots...
Business, Cats, Engineers, Men
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, “T-square, do your...
Animals, Business, Cats, Students
These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require prescription drugs. “I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don’t let them know of my immediate availability.” “Qualifications:...
Animals, Business, Cats, Computers
Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going by. You find this out by taking one for a walk. To take a tiger for a walk, you first need a tiger. Tigers fresh from the bush are not recommended for the inexperienced....
Animals, Business, Cats, Dogs, Elephants, Horses, Military
Now you know, add these terms to your vocabulary and be the hit of the party when watching Animal Planet TV shows!A group of antelope is called a herd.A group of ants is called an army or a colony.A group of apes is called a shrewdness.A group of baboons is called a...
Cats, Dating, Men, Religion
And your crybaby whinny opinion would be…? This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer....
Cats, Fishing, Football, Holidays, Religion, Sports
I resolve never to tell my husband “I told you so” for the first 3 days of the new year.I resolve never to embarrass my husband by wearing cheap jewellery and clothes.I resolve never to work in the kitchen so I can look my best when he comes home.I resolve...
Cats, Doctors, Nurses, Patients, Rednecks
Artery …. The study of paintingsBacteria …………..Back door to cafeteriaBarium ………………..What doctors do when patients dieBenign ………….. What you be, after you be eightCaesarean...
Business, Cats, Computers, Dogs, Programmers
20) Can’t stick their heads out of Windows Vista.19) Fetch command not available on all platforms.18) Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.17) Too difficult to “mark” every website they visit.16) Can’t help attacking the...
Cats, Dogs, Students, Teachers
It was decided to teach sex education in school and the principal chose his favorite teacher’s second grade class as a trial. The teacher showed the film, read the material to her students and then asked if anyone had questions.One little boy held up his hand...
