Animals, Cowboys, Holidays, Horses, Women
A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him to the local rodeo especially to see the greatest bucking bronco of all time, Blue Steel. Blue Steel was famed and renowned throughout the West for being the toughest...
Animals, Cowboys, Dogs, Elephants, Jungle
Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use. He can’t eat it either.Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?A: The outside.Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?A: A walkie-talkie, of...
Animals, Cowboys, Dogs, Football, Rednecks, Sports
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck. A reporter who was strolling by...
Animals, Business, Cowboys, Horses
BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let’s say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. A cousin...
Animals, Cowboys, Dogs, Internet, Politics
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the...
Animals, Cowboys, Horses, Men
TWO THINGS I LOVE MOST,GOOD HORSES AND BEAUTIFULWOMEN, AND WHEN I DIE I HOPETHEY TAN THIS OLD HIDE OF MINEAND MAKE IT INTO A LADIES RIDINGSADDLE, SO I CAN REST IN PEACEBETWEEN THE TWO THINGS I LOVEMOST.Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan,...
Animals, Cowboys, Holidays, Men, Religion, Scouting
Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems.Rule #1: When in doubt – buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to...
Cowboys, Lawyers, Students, Teachers
TaughtAt the urinal, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands…clear up to his elbows. He used about 20 paper towels before he...