Dentists, Engineers, Holidays
What a Difference a Century Makes!THE YEAR 1905Maybe this will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1905, one hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes!Here are some of the U.S. statistics for 1905: The average life expectancy in the U.S. was...
Dentists, Doctors, Nurses, Patients, Religion
Signs EverywhereSign on A shop window: “Open most days at about 9 or 10, occasionally as early as 7, but some days as late as 12 or 1. We close at about 4 or 5, but sometimes as late as 11 or 12. Some days we aren’t here at all, and lately I have been here...
Dentists, Engineers, Women
Do it!Accountants do it with Double EntryAcupuncturists do it with a small prickAmbulance drivers come quickerAnd Last, But Not Least…Australians do it Down UnderBankers do it with interest, but…Bartenders do it on the rocksChess players check their...
Dentists, One Liners, Silly Sayings
Quickies IITwo Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.* * * * * * Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became...
Dentists, Golf, Politics, Songs, Sports
Favorite HymnsThe Dentist’s Hymn: Crown Him With Many CrownsThe Weatherman’s Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of BlessingsThe Contractor’s Hymn: The Church’s One FoundationThe Tailor’s Hymn: Holy, Holy, HolyThe Golfer’s Hymn: There is a...
Dentists, Engineers, One Liners, Poems and Rhymes, Silly Sayings, Teachers
Definitions of a KissProfessors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:Professor of Computer Science:A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.Professor of Algebra:A kiss is two divided by nothing.Professor of Geometry:A kiss is the...
