Business, Dentists, Fishing, Lawyers, Religion, Women
Come And Visit Often Pardon Me For Not Getting Up – I Feel Like Lying Down Gone Fishing – Permanently Don’t Come In Yet – Wait Til Later Now Is Not The Time To Ask Me Again There Is Always Lots Of Room Here If You Can’t Say Anything Nice... read more
Animals, Business, Fishing
In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking up the wharf carrying two – at least three pound live lobsters – one in each hand. It was three weeks after the season closed! Whom should he meet at the end of the wharf but the Fisheries Officer... read more
Animals, Business, Computers, Fishing, Religion, Students, Women
Before you read to the end, does anybody know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is? Don’t lie and don’t cheat.Who knew; I had a neighbor who bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around... read more
Dogs, Fishing, Football, Holidays, Sports
*As a blunt object to fend off your pesky cousins with.*As a projectile to throw at the TV after Kathie Lee says, “Aren’t they a wonderful band!” for the 25th time.*As a hood ornament.* Put on top of the tree.*As a disguise so your ugly Aunt Harriet... read more
Business, Fishing, Holidays, Salesmen
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?” you realize you just dropped the company’s deposit in a mailbox and gave her your mail. As a woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, “I... read more
Cats, Fishing, Football, Holidays, Religion, Sports
I resolve never to tell my husband “I told you so” for the first 3 days of the new year.I resolve never to embarrass my husband by wearing cheap jewellery and clothes.I resolve never to work in the kitchen so I can look my best when he comes home.I resolve... read more
Animals, Fishing, Marriage, Poems and Rhymes, Politics, Taxes
At first I thought this was funny…then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he’s fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his... read more
Drinking, Fishing, Religion, Sports
A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole.All of sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. “You will find no fish... read more
