Animals, Cowboys, Holidays, Horses, Women
A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him to the local rodeo especially to see the greatest bucking bronco of all time, Blue Steel. Blue Steel was famed and renowned throughout the West for being the toughest...
Animals, Business, Dogs, Food, Horses, One Liners, Silly Sayings, Students, US President
Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees.A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle. Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining...
Animals, Business, Doctors, Horses, Men, Sex
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I’ll say it was your stupidity. Well, I’ll see you in my dreams — if I eat too much. Hey, I remember you when you had only...
Animals, Business, Horses
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.2. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms.3. Received a plague for Salesperson of the...
Animals, Business, Cowboys, Horses
BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let’s say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. A cousin...
Animals, Horses, Religion
Mr. Jones was strolling through the country when he saw a stable with the most beautiful horse he ever laid eyes on. It was seventeen hands high and white, with rippling muscles and a fine, flowing mane.Mr. Jones struck a deal to buy it from the owner who did,...
Animals, Dogs, Horses, Pigs
Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!What is a pigs favorite ballet?Swine Lake!What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?Pooched eggs!How do you stop a rooster crowing on Sunday?Eat him...
Animals, Business, Cats, Dogs, Elephants, Horses, Military
Now you know, add these terms to your vocabulary and be the hit of the party when watching Animal Planet TV shows!A group of antelope is called a herd.A group of ants is called an army or a colony.A group of apes is called a shrewdness.A group of baboons is called a...
Animals, Cowboys, Horses, Men
TWO THINGS I LOVE MOST,GOOD HORSES AND BEAUTIFULWOMEN, AND WHEN I DIE I HOPETHEY TAN THIS OLD HIDE OF MINEAND MAKE IT INTO A LADIES RIDINGSADDLE, SO I CAN REST IN PEACEBETWEEN THE TWO THINGS I LOVEMOST.Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan,...
Animals, Farmers, Horses, Sex
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she went to his parents’ house for dinner. When they got done eating dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture. While they were walking they came upon the 2 horses that were mating....
