Animals, Cowboys, Dogs, Elephants, Jungle
Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use. He can’t eat it either.Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?A: The outside.Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?A: A walkie-talkie, of... read more
Animals, Elephants, Jungle
An elephant is walking in the jungle and gets a thorn stuck in its paw. An ant comes walking by and the elephant asks “Ant, will you take this thorn out of my paw?”.The ant says ” Yes, but only if I can hump your ass.”.The elephant thinks this... read more
Animals, Elephants, Jungle
Tarzan gets in a terrible fight with a ferocious lion and loses an eye, an arm, and his penis. The animals of the jungle nurse Tarzan back to health. They give him the eye of a hawk, the arm of a gorilla, and for a penis, they give him a baby elephant’s... read more
Animals, Elephants, Jungle
Mightiest of All Jungle AnimalsA lion woke up one morning feeling very rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a smallmonkey and roared, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?” The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!” Later,... read more
