Business, Food, Military, Religion
Run one lap around the office at top speedGroan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other ‘no-player’ must be in the bathroom at the time)Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to youPhone someone in the office you...
Animals, Business, Cats, Dogs, Elephants, Horses, Military
Now you know, add these terms to your vocabulary and be the hit of the party when watching Animal Planet TV shows!A group of antelope is called a herd.A group of ants is called an army or a colony.A group of apes is called a shrewdness.A group of baboons is called a...
Military, Students, Teachers, US President
President Bush was visiting an elementary school today and when he visited a class in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word,...
Dentists, Dieting, Military
The Nintendo Penis: Now you’re playing with power.The Robitussin Penis: Used by nine out of ten moms.The Robutussin Penis II: Recommended by Dr. Mom…The Crest Penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.The Toyota Penis: I love what you do for me.The THX...
Holidays, Military, Students, Teachers
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?The Americans licked the British!Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?Because the horse was too heavy to carry!Why did the British cross the Atlantic?To get to the other tide!What do you call a parade...
Business, Food, Football, Military, One Liners, Poems and Rhymes, Silly Sayings, Songs, Sports
Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar.– sign in a Norwegian cocktail loungeMattie’s Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, “An alternative to Good Eating”– Restaurant Business Card from Decatur, TexasTruth is that which cannot be...
Military, One Liners, Silly Sayings
A wild turkey has excellent vision and hearing. Their field of vision is about 270 degrees. This is the main reason they continue to elude some hunters.Turkeys can drown if they look up when it is raining. Turkeys spend the night in trees. They fly to their roosts...