Animals, Dogs, Holidays, Men, Pigs, Religion, Seniors
Da nights bepor ChristmasAn all tru da houseNating pasNot eben a mouse.Da children dey nossieall snog on da ploorAn Mama puts newspepperTru da crack on da dor.Den Mama in da stobeRoost up da manukSteer up da adoboAn make bake da biko.Den out on da rudDey got such a...
Animals, Dogs, Horses, Pigs
Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!What is a pigs favorite ballet?Swine Lake!What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?Pooched eggs!How do you stop a rooster crowing on Sunday?Eat him...
Elephants, Football, Pigs, Religion, Sports
Lucky Pig–If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.–If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.–The...