Animals, Business, Food, Holidays, Religion, Salesmen, Students, Teachers
You find yourself casually standing in a cat stance. You trip, go into a roll and come up in a fighting stance. In church. You answer your boss Ussss. You put your hands together in a martial arts bow position (one hand open the other closed) after grace at the dinner...
Dating, Salesmen, Students, Women
Audi 90 – I enjoy putting out engine fires.Buick Park Avenue – I am older than 34 of the 50 states.Cadillac Eldorado – I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.Cadillac Seville – I am a pimp.Chevrolet Camaro – I enjoy beating up...
Business, Fishing, Holidays, Salesmen
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?” you realize you just dropped the company’s deposit in a mailbox and gave her your mail. As a woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, “I...
Animals, Engineers, Farmers, Politics, Salesmen, Students, Teachers
Here are 10 questions: You have 10 minutes only! DO NOT look at the answers found at the end of this document, that would be cheating! Remember, I am watching! 1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?2. If a doctor gives you...