Business, Computers, Holidays, Santa Clause, Students, Teachers
If IBM ran Christmas…They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. Receiving presents would take about 24-36 hours of mainframe processing time.If Microsoft ran Christmas…Each time you bought an ornament,...
Holidays, Religion, Santa Clause
One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip… but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the...
Doctors, Nurses, Patients, Santa Clause, Women
Santa picked up his wife Jeeto and their new baby from the hospital and brought them home.It was not long before Jeeto suggested that Santa try his hand at changing a diaper.”I’m busy,” he said. “I promise I’ll do the next one.”The...
Holidays, One Liners, Poems and Rhymes, Santa Clause, Songs
1. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, “Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town…” 2. Hang a stocking with your roommate’s name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it. 3. Paint your...
Doctors, Nurses, Patients, Santa Clause, Women
Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying a Passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically and found the same on the floor of the...
Business, Computers, Holidays, Poems and Rhymes, Programmers, Santa Clause
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care,In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens,While...
Animals, Holidays, Men, Religion, Santa Clause, Songs
How many Christmas songs can you identify?Answers apear at the end of the mail.1. The apartment of 2 psychiatrists.2. The lad is a diminutive percussionist.3. Decorate the entry-ways.4. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis.5. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y...
Holidays, Poems and Rhymes, Religion, Santa Clause
Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips.Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care in hopes that my thighs would forget they were there.While Mama in her my girdle and I in chin straps had just...
Food, Holidays, Santa Clause, Seniors
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?Answer: Frostbite.Question: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?Because he had low elf esteem.Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?Answer: Ribbon...
Holidays, Santa Clause, Songs
SCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three Kings Disoriented Are.DEMENTIA – I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas.NARCISSISTIC – Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)MANIA – Deck the Halls and Walls and...
