Dogs, Holidays, Religion, Scouting
Here are some real-life Church Bulletin excerpts. Enjoy! See what a slip of the fingers on the keyboard can do:–> Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: “Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch...
Animals, Cowboys, Holidays, Men, Religion, Scouting
Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems.Rule #1: When in doubt – buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to...
One Liners, Scouting, Songs
The Poopie ListTHE PERFECT POOPIE: Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it’s rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water...
Animals, Baseball, Football, Holidays, Politics, Scouting, Sports
What Kids These Days Know…They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era and did not know he had ever been shot. They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged. Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression. There has...
Business, Politics, Scouting, Sex
Comedy QuotesThe day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. -George CarlinAh, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. -Robin WilliamsWomen complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of...
Lawyers, Patients, Scouting
Should I Be Honest?I am facing a very serious problem. My mother peddles Nazi literature to Girl Scouts and my father is in jail for 30 years for raping most of his patients while they were under anesthesia.The sole support of our large family, including my...
