Business, Golf, Lawyers, Sports
A mafia Don was golfing with two golf associates: a deaf man and his interpreter lawyer. Since the Don was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from his private businesses, he ask the lawyer to ask the deaf man if he was willing to help. This way if he...
Golf, Men, Religion, Seniors, Sports
Two golfers were waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman ran across the fairway and into the woods. Two men in white coats and another guy carrying two buckets of sand were chasing her, and a little old man was bringing up the rear. One of the golfers asked...
Golf, Men, Religion, Seniors, Sports
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. “Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of...
Blondes, Computers, Golf, Sports
A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hailstorm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving it full of dents. She drove to the body shop and asked what she should do. The body man explained what needed to be done and...
Doctors, Engineers, Golf, Religion, Sports
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!”The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but...
Golf, Holidays, Sex, Sports
Things To Do With A Detachable Penis 1. Take it for a ride on it’s very own set of training wheels. 2. Slip it into a bun and give new meaning to “Hot Dog.” 3. Wave it in front of John Bobbitt and scream “She’s at it again!” 4. Use...