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How to Mess with the IRS Next Year

Business, Dating, Taxes

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) –Always put staples in the right hand corner. Go ahead and put them down the whole right side. The extractors who remove the mail from the envelopes have to take...
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Tax Plan for Your 2018 Taxes

Politics, Taxes, US President

Enclosed is my 2018 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from “USA Today” archives.In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seatsPlease find...
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IRS Audit

Religion, Taxes

The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man named Shea) to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, “I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.” “Yes,” answered the Rabbi....
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Work vs. Prison

Taxes

IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK….You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle. IN PRISON…You get three meals a day. AT WORK….You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. IN...
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Rules for the Bosses

Taxes

1. Don’t ever give me work in the morning. Always wait until at least 4:00 pm and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it’s really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every ten minutes or so to inquire how it’s going....
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Some People II

Dieting, Taxes

They don’t know their own strength until they get into hot water.-> are like the twenty-five cent stamps. You don’t appreciate them until they are gone.-> are like wheelbarrows, trailers or canoes. They need to be pushed, pulled or paddled.-> are perfect...
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Bar Stool Economics

Men, Taxes, Teachers

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to €100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.The fifth would pay €1.The sixth would pay...
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Illegal Alien

Politics, Taxes

(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC, 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing...
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The Other Side of the Coin

Computers, Holidays, Students, Taxes

I am thankful…For the teenager who is not doing dishes but is watching TV, because that Means he is at home and not on the streets.For the taxes that I pay, because it means that I am employed.For the mess to clean after a party, because it means that I have...
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Tax break for Dummies

Taxes

Tax break for Dummies I was having lunch with one of my favorite friends last week and the conversation turned to the government’s recent round of tax cuts. “I’m opposed to those tax cuts,” the retired college instructor declared,...
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THE “TWO-COW EXPLANATION”

Engineers, Taxes

THE “TWO-COW EXPLANATION”A CHRISTIAN: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?A...
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You Take Them

Men, Students, Taxes

You Take ThemSometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better. This is one of those. It is a real letter submitted to the IRS the midst of 1995’s weird and bizarre denial of dependents, exemptions, and credits. The letter...
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Get Your Money’s Worth this Year

Taxes

Get Your Money’s Worth this YearThere was a man who computed his taxes for 2000 & found that he owed $3,407. He packaged up his payment and included this letter:Dear IRS:Enclosed is my 2000 Tax Return & payment. Please take note of the attached article...
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