Politics, Taxes, US President
Enclosed is my 2018 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from “USA Today” archives.In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seatsPlease find... read more
Animals, Business, Drinking, Engineers, Food, Men, Students, Taxes
DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and... read more
Animals, Fishing, Marriage, Poems and Rhymes, Politics, Taxes
At first I thought this was funny…then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he’s fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his... read more
Blondes, Drinking, Holidays, Santa Clause, Taxes
T’was the night before Christmas -Old Santa was pissedHe cussed at the elves and threw down his listMiserable little brats, ungrateful little jerksI have good mind to scrap the whole worksI’ve busted my ass for damn near a yearInstead of “Thanks... read more
Blondes, Religion, Students, Taxes
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called “Ministers Do More Than Lay People.” 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss… the Pope only... read more
Computers, Holidays, Students, Taxes
I am thankful…For the teenager who is not doing dishes but is watching TV, because that Means he is at home and not on the streets.For the taxes that I pay, because it means that I am employed.For the mess to clean after a party, because it means that I have... read more
Business, Holidays, One Liners, Taxes
10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter.9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance.8. Your only charge cards are for the Salvation Army, ARC, and DAV thrift stores.7. You work full time and you still... read more
Computers, Dating, Internet, Taxes
Gullibility Virus – with real links to real info******************************************************************WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE!Gullibility Virus Spreading over the... read more
Football, Golf, Internet, Men, One Liners, Poems and Rhymes, Silly Sayings, Songs, Sports, Taxes, Teachers
Sayings…Please contribute, if you like.1. Work like you don’t need the money.2. Love like you’ve never been hurt.3. Dance like no one is watching.4. Live like every night is Saturday night, and every day is a Sunday.5. Fart like you are the only one... read more