New State Motto’s

New State Motto’sAlabama: At Least We’re not MississippiAlaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!Arizona: But It’s a Dry HeatArkansas: Litterasy Ain’t EverthingCalifornia: As Seen on TVColorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t...

Income Taxes!

Income Taxes!A newly deceased man, Ray, stands at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five...

Tips for Managers and Bosses

Tips for Managers and BossesNever give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bringit to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.If it’s really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That...

Stranded On A Desert Island

Stranded On A Desert IslandThere is a beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman2 French men and 1 French woman2 German men and 1 German woman2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman2 English men and...

Noah’s Ark… If it happened today

Noah’s Ark… If it happened todayAnd the Lord spoke to Noah and said, “In six months I’m going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of...
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