How do you know an elephant’s been in your refrigerator?
You can see his footprints in the butter.
How does an elephant camouflage himself in an apple tree?
Paints his ball red.
How did Tarzan die?
He went picking apples….
Why can’t an elephant sneak up on you?
You can smell the peanut butter on his breath!
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.
“Damn,” says the ant, “one night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!”
Why did they kick the elephants out of the pool?
Cuz they wouldn’t keep their trunks up!!
Why does an elephant paint his toenails red, green, and yellow?
So that he can hide in a bag of M & M’s!