Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job.
Tarzan: Me, Tarzan.
Tarzan: Wife, Jane.
Tarzan: Son, boy.
Interviewer: Anything else to your name besides Tarzan?
Tarzan: Tarzan, King of the Jungle
Interviewer: Jane’s Whole Name?
Tarzan: Jane’s Hole named Pussy