THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY
1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude.
2. While I’m up, can I get you a beer?
3. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
4. Her tits are just too big.
5. Sometimes I just want to be held.
6. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
7. Sure, I’d love to wear a condom.
8. We haven’t been to the mall for ages, let’s go shopping and I can hold your purse.
9. Forget Monday Night Football, let’s watch Murphy Brown.
10. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.