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Mightiest of All Jungle Animals

A lion woke up one morning feeling very rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small
monkey and roared, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”

The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!”

Later, the lion confronted a wildebeest and fiercely bellowed, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”

The terrified wildebeest stammered, “Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!”

On a roll now, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree half a dozen times, making the lion feel like he had been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion until it looked like a corn tortilla, and ambled away.

Upon recovering consciousness, the lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and croaked, “Geez, just because you didn’t know the answer, you didn’t have to get so pissed off!”

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